Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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