Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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