Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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