Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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