I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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