are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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