Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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