Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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