Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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