white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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