My room smells like vodka and shame
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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