Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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