wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
cat food counts as protein by the way
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Drake has all the answers
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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