I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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