i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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