i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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