So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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