2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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