Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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