Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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