I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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