my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
