Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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