I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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