One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
