You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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