Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question