Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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