Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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