im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Gay?
German.
Pity.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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