sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she told me i tasted like america
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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