This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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