she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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