I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
