"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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