so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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