Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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