I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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