How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Operation Purity has been aborted
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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