The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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