Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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