Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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