The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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