That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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