I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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