Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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