Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
