Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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