let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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