I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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