OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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