So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He has the fingertips of a God
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