The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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